| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| d6f5898 | We used to get arrested every other week -- that is, the old man would get arrested. | Buster Keaton | ||
| 3d8cb64 | A picture without falls is as bad as Niagara in the same fix. | Buster Keaton | ||
| 7dcdd24 | Marriage is fine as an institution, but bad as a habit. | Buster Keaton | ||
| 4c4b4fd | If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window. | Buster Keaton |