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I don't think a man should EVER hit a woman..... until the 5th time she cracks him in the face.
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I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.
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I lost 28 pounds in my divorce...because that's what a soul weighs.
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Oh, God! Get me out of this Paris Hilton-Lindsay Lohan-Kim Kardashian-talentless slut decade!
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Haiti fell over? Who built Haiti? Two of the three little pigs?!
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CLINT EASTWOOD DOESN'T MOISTURIZE!...but CLINT EASTWOOD NEEDS TO MOISTURIZE!
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Texas is killing people in the 73rd trimester.
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I am a patriot, and I protest speed limits by exceeding them.
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