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| d417512 | All I ask is one thing, and I'm asking this particularly of young people: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism, for the record, it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen. | happiness inspirational cynicism | Conan O'Brien | |
| 3ab31fc | It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique. It's not easy, but if you accept your misfortune and handle it right your perceived failure can become a catalyst for profound re-invention. | life inspirational attitude | Conan O'Brien | |
| 455b7bc | Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me. | Conan O'Brien |