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Our original idea was to write a book titled Fifty Shades of the Hunger Games, by J.K. Rowling with Stephen King: A John Grisham Novel.
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I realize that some of you may be skeptical about the idea of reincarnation, but there's a lot of evidence that it's real. Exhibit A is Vice President Al Gore, who obviously, at some point in his previous existence, was a slab of Formica.
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
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I'm Really Serious. Do Not Turn the Page. You Will Regret It.
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If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person.
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Sharks are hardy creatures, but they do not thrive on public transportation.
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