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I think we ought to live happily ever after.
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love
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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I hope your bacon burns.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.
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pigsty
mess
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Yes, you are nosy. You're a dreadfully nosy, horribly bossy, appallingly clean old woman. Control yourself. You're victimizing us all.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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I think we ought to live happily ever after," and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal more hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try. "It should be hair-raising," added Howl. "And you'll exploit me," Sophie said. "And then you'll cut up all my suits to teach me."
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marriage
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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I'm going up to my room now, where I may die.
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howl
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet. "I'm dying of boredom," Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying."
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humor
howl-pendragon
insuferable
sophie-hatter
lazy
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him."
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sober
drunk
howl
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.
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humor
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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You've no right to walk into people's castles and take their guitars.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.
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tantrums
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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I'm delirious. Spots are crawling before my eyes." "Those are spiders."
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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In the land of Ingary where such things as seven-league boots and cloaks of invisibility really exist, it is quite a misfortune to be born the eldest of the three. Everyone knows you are the one who will fail first, and worst, if the three of you set out to seek your fortunes.
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once-upon-a-time
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die."
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young-adult
fiction
humor
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Take it from me, Fate doesn't care most of the time.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.
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lying
humour
salvation
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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A heart's a heavy burden.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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I've got a hangover." "No, you hit your head on the floor." "I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie." --
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sophie
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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I make that four horses and ten men just to get rid of one old woman. What did you to the King?
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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So you were going to rescue the Prince! Why did you pretend to run away? To deceive the Witch?" "Not likely! I'm a coward. Only way I can do something this frightening is to tell myself I'm not doing it!"
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humor
cowardice
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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To love someone enough to let them go, you had to let them go forever or you did not love them that much.
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love
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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More about Howl? Sophie thought desperately. I have to blacken his name! Her mind was such a blank that for a second it actually seemed to her that Howl had no faults at all. How stupid! 'Well, he's fickle, careless, selfish, and hysterical,' she said. 'Half the time I think he doesn't care what happens to anyone as long as alright--but then I find out how awfully kind he's been to someone. Then I think he's kind just when it suits him--o..
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howl-s-moving-castle
sophie
howl
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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By now it was clear that Howl was in a mood to produce green slime any second. Sophie hurriedly put her sewing away. "I'll make some hot buttered toast," she said. "Is that all you can do in the face of tragedy??" Howl asked. "Make toast!"
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howl-s-moving-castle
sophie
howl
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!
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people
humor
cheat
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Nobody gets praised for the right reasons.
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inspirational
praise
right
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Things are going round and round in my head--or maybe my head is going round and round in things.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!
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humor
vanity
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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A fickle heart is the only constant in this world
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Being a hero means ignoring how silly you feel.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Interesting things did seem to happen, but always to somebody else.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Only thin, weak thinkers despise fairy stories. Each one has a true, strange fact hidden in it, you know, which you can find if you look.
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Tell me about this Wizard Howl of yours." "He's the best wizard in Ingary or anywhere else. If he'd only had time, he would have defeated that djinn. And he's sly and selfish and vain as a peacock and cowardly, and you can't pin him down to anything." "Indeed? Strange that you should speak so proudly such a list of vices, most loving of ladies." "What do you mean, vices? I was just describing Howl. He comes from another world entirely, you ..
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sophie
howl
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Howl's voice was presently heard shouting weakly, "Help me, someone! I'm dying from neglect up here!"
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Meanwhile a certain amount of moaning and groaning was coming from upstairs. Sophie kept muttering to the dog and ignored it. A loud, hollow coughing followed, dying away into more moaning. Crashing sneezes followed the coughing, each one rattling the window and all the doors. Sophie found those harder to ignore, but she managed. Poot-pooooot! went a blown nose, like a bassoon in a tunnel. The coughing started again, mingled with moans. Sne..
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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This book will prove the following ten facts: 1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there. 2. Pigs have wings, making them hard to catch. 3. All power corrupts, but we need electricity. 4. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the result is a family fight. 5. Music does not always sooth the troubled beast. 6. An Englishman's home is his castle. 7. The female of the species is more deadly than the male..
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later-- probably sooner-- I'd look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick. In fact, by now I'd be disappointed in you if I didn't see you." "Are you off to the iceberg today?" Sophie retorted."
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humor
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman."
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wales
welsh
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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She was remorseless, but she lacked method.
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howl-s
moving
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Diana Wynne Jones |
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What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?
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humor
lettie-hatter
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