| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 2f00ee5 | I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. | Eddie Izzard | ||
| 0dfc9de | Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they fuck off; that's the deal. | Eddie Izzard | ||
| 5a6c2a3 | I like my coffee like I like my women... in a plastic cup. | Eddie Izzard |