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Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke.
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
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Bread that must be sliced with an ax is bread that is too nourishing.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publication.
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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Do not elicit your child's political opinions. He doesn't know any more than you do.
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Children do not really need money. After all, they don't have to pay rent or send mailgrams.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
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