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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
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The things that were happening in 1955 were cosmic ... in terms of music history.
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Frank Zappa |
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Classical musicians go to the conservatories, rock'n roll musicians go to the garages.
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Frank Zappa |
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I don't give a fuck if they remember me at all.
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Frank Zappa |
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I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.
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Frank Zappa |
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87b7894
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A wise man once said, "never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment."
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Frank Zappa |
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When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
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Frank Zappa |
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The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.
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Frank Zappa |
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Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance; it's what makes America great!
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Frank Zappa |
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
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Frank Zappa |
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Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.
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Frank Zappa |
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0a34388
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I love the guitar, always have. I can relate to it a lot better than a saxophone.
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Frank Zappa |
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Frank Zappa |
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Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Frank Zappa |
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There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!
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Frank Zappa |
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Shes a valley girl Fer sure, fer sure.
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Frank Zappa |
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0c2005b
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Do you think you are protecting somebody by taking away seven words?
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Frank Zappa |
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Tell you what -- Kiss my ass! How do you like that...?
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Frank Zappa |
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There is no hell. There is only France.
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Frank Zappa |
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Frank Zappa |
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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
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Frank Zappa |
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Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
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Frank Zappa |