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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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benediction
humor
inspirational
goodwill
wishes
evil
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George Carlin |
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We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven't learned how to care for one another. We're gonna save the fuckin' planet? . . . And, by the way, there's nothing wrong with the planet in the first plac..
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pale-blue-dot
humanity
inspirational
extinction
perspective
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George Carlin |
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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equality
feminism
humanism
humor
inspirational
common-sense
men-and-women
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George Carlin |
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O Beautiful, for smoggy skies, insecticided grain
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George Carlin |
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Spoiler: advertising man says, "It's Good!"
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George Carlin |
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Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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George Carlin |
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Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass".
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George Carlin |
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked 5 twos!
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George Carlin |
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Here's some bumper stickers I'd like to see:
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George Carlin |