| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 7f15174 | How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares! | Jerry Sadowitz | ||
| a1b1438 | My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off. | Jerry Sadowitz | ||
| f6ab5d5 | I only hate two things - living things, and objects. | Jerry Sadowitz | ||
| 3abd8db | I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move. | Jerry Sadowitz | ||
| e7421f1 | I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma. | Jerry Sadowitz |