| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 3c49638 | The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic. | Joe Bob Briggs | ||
| a148279 | Menahem Golan, the Israeli king of the ninja flick, announced he was producing the remake. | Joe Bob Briggs | ||
| 3d3e81e | Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts. | Joe Bob Briggs | ||
| fe5c95d | If you know what I mean, and I think you do. | Joe Bob Briggs | ||
| 6108d62 | Joe Bob says check it out. | Joe Bob Briggs |