| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 1ffd607 | Jews are like everybody else, only more so. | John G. Schmitz | ||
| a5c3f51 | I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache. | John G. Schmitz | ||
| b6e9856 | Martin Luther King is a notorious liar. | John G. Schmitz |