| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 85b5f0b | That was scarier than Richard Simmons chasin' after you with a box of rubbers! | Larry the Cable Guy | ||
| caaeb6c | Do you get so drunk you hump a cupholder? | Larry the Cable Guy | ||
| dcffa97 | OJ isn't going to jail — he just changed his name to BJ. | Larry the Cable Guy | ||
| 286113c | I was madder then a mosquito in a mannequin factory. | Larry the Cable Guy | ||
| 105c902 | Do deaf people have alarm clocks? I asked a deaf guy that one time, the sumbitch just stared at me. | Larry the Cable Guy |