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Portability is for people who cannot write new programs.
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If you need more than 3 levels of indentation, you're screwed anyway, and should fix your program.
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5a50b30
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You know you're brilliant, but maybe you'd like to understand what you did 2 weeks from now.
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294124c
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If you still don't like it, that's OK: that's why I'm boss. I simply know better than you do.
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378c8b6
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Regression testing"? What's that? If it compiles, it is good; if it boots up, it is perfect.
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Linus Torvalds |
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536ed10
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If Microsoft ever does applications for Linux it means I've won.
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Linus Torvalds |
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4ae9e36
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My name is Linus Torvalds and I am your god.
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Linus Torvalds |
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3031046
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In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people.
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28d8fca
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I allege that SCO is full of it.
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Linus Torvalds |
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8167824
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Those that can, do. Those that can't, complain.
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Linus Torvalds |
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3be9769
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Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect.
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dcb923a
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They are smoking crack.
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4deb1f4
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The NIH syndrome (Not Invented Here) is a disease.
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aec81aa
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Don't bother. Bram doesn't know what he's talking about.
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Linus Torvalds |
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224ecd5
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I'm always right. This time I'm just even more right than usual.
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Linus Torvalds |
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16af3dd
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I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
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Linus Torvalds |
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c2fde77
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Dijkstra probably hates me.
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Linus Torvalds |
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92c768d
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Gcc is crap.
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Linus Torvalds |
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72bb701
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Nobody actually creates perfect code the first time around, except me. But there's only one of me.
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Linus Torvalds |
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a3c0b0c
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Is "I hope you all die a painful death" too strong?
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Linus Torvalds |
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19f2182
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I'm an egotistical bastard, and I name all my projects after myself. First Linux, now git.
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Linus Torvalds |
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2da6a02
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I have an ego the size of a small planet, but I'm not _always_ right [...].
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Linus Torvalds |
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b925793
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It has nothing to do with dinosaurs. Good taste doesn't go out of style
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Linus Torvalds |
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c868f5d
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And what's the Internet without the rick-roll?
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Linus Torvalds |
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5b2363f
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Theory and practice sometimes clash. And when that happens, theory loses. Every single time.
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Linus Torvalds |
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ba17423
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Your code is shit.. your argument is shit.
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Linus Torvalds |
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60d1a3e
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Standards are paper. I use paper to wipe my butt every day. That's how much that paper is worth.
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Linus Torvalds |
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3bacaf3
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Toto, I don't think we're talking white-socks-and-sandals any more.
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Linus Torvalds |
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2b2955d
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Somebody is trying to kill all the kernel developers.
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Linus Torvalds |
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1c95845
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WE DO NOT BREAK USERSPACE!
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Linus Torvalds |
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105f151
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I like offending people, because I think people who get offended should be offended.
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Linus Torvalds |
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ac8908b
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Nvidia has been the single worst company we've ever dealt with. So, Nvidia, fuck you!
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Linus Torvalds |
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ed68477
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I wish everybody was as nice as I am.
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Linus Torvalds |
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9da2b2f
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Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.
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Linus Torvalds |
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1a1f093
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I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep.
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Linus Torvalds |
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863001a
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On the internet nobody can hear you being subtle.
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Linus Torvalds |
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734772c
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I am a lazy person, which is why I like open source, for other people to do work for me.
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Linus Torvalds |
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0f95a62
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Get rid of it. And I don't *ever* want to see that shit again.
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Linus Torvalds |
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28524e3
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We don't merge kernel code just because user space was written by a retarded monkey on crack.
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Linus Torvalds |
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23266bc
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None of this "there is no way to continue" bullshit. Because it is pure and utter SHIT.
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