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I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.
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I couldn't think of anywhere I'd rather be. In the middle.
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The Toad Pee Club had taken one small step for toadkind and one giant leapfrog for humankind.
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we're not helping. So now we're helping. Me: (Standing in doorway, looking bewildered.) Thanks, I guess. Joey: (Takes away Stevie's hand.) But that's not fair! Alex: What's not fair? Stevie: (Striking Shakespeare pose.) All's fair in love and sisters. Me: You guys are weird, you know that? Stevie: Go ahead. Take it. Go. (Makes shooing-dog motion with hands.) OK. Bye-bye, then. Joey: (Calling after Alex.) Bye-bye, Birdie! Me: (Leaves room, t..
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Ow." Pulling out the Magic 8 Ball, Judy asked a question, shaking it hard: "Dear Magic 8 Ball: Could this summer get any worse?" The window cleared: Without a doubt."
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fair! You guys had
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summer ever. RARE! Judy passed a note to Rocky before Mr. Todd came back.
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Judy Moody did not want to give up summer. She
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I'm in the Toad Pee Club!
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Knife, Fork, Spoon. Rock, Paper, Scissors. It's the Rule of Three.
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Frank Pearl eats paste,
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Are you growing a beard?
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Chloe. She, Judy-Moody-not-Stink, was in charge of piles and piles of money and got to dish
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Stink,
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out the pins. "All detectives wear badges. These"
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stick
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zooming out the door. Two
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In Yeah Man (aka Yemen),
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friendship
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You're the glue.
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Eyeballs!
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Math-i-tude Mom- and Dad-i-tude Mad-i-tude A
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When Judy Moody got to school on Monday, she had a new teacher. Her new teacher was called a sub (not the sandwich). Her new teacher was called Mrs. Grossman. Exactly three things were wrong with that. (1) Mrs. Grossman was NOT gross. (2) Mrs.
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Grossman was NOT a man. (3) Mrs. Grossman was NOT Mr. Todd. Judy was the first to raise her hand. "Where's Mr. Todd?" "I'm sure Mr. Todd told everyone on Friday that he was going to a special teacher conference." "I wasn't here Friday," said Judy. "He's going to learn to be a better"
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painted suns and rainbows and guinea pigs
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She, Madame M for Mistake, could not predict the future -- her own or anybody else's. She could not even predict one hour from now. Not one minute. Not one second. The future was un-predictable.
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That's how we found the
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Squeenk! Ribbet!
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Croak!
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Finger knitting was the greatest -- no knitting needles needed. She looped the yarn over her fingers, one, two, three, four, back, over, under, through
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You scared my pants off!
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Dunk
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Dunk had dunked him.
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similarity
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About the Author MEGAN MCDONALD grew up in a house full of books and sisters--four sisters, who inspire many of the stories she writes. She has loved to write since she was ten, when she got her first story published in her school newspaper. Megan vividly remembers growing up in the 1970s, from making apple-seed bracelets to learning the metric system. San Francisco is close to home for Megan, who lives with her husband in Sebastopol, Calif..
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Webster (the friend, not the dictionary). He wrote a letter to his other best friend, Elizabeth, who liked to be called Sophie of the Elves. He even wrote a letter to his teacher, telling her how great he was at writing letters.
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out,
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temperature's
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He read them a book called Frozen Man, the incredible, real-life story of a five-thousand-year-old mummy.
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me your ruler so I can measure them." "I don't have a ruler," said Judy. "That whole detective kit and no ruler?" "In The Witch Tree Symbol, Nancy Drew used her skirt as a ruler." "Then give me your skirt." "Hardee-har-har, Stink." "No way are these footprints human," said Frank. "Maybe Mr. Chips got eaten by a bear!" said Rocky. "Or a yeti!" said Stink. "The Abominable Snowman," said Frank. "Get real," said Judy. "There are more footprints..
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stompers! The next morning, Judy was already hard at work on the case by the time Stink woke up. She sprawled on the floor with a rainbow of markers all around her. "What're you doing to Officer Kopp's flyers?" Stink asked. "Fixing them," said Judy, coloring in blue eyes on the picture of Mr. Chips. Stink tilted his head, reading upside down. He was trying to figure out the words Judy had just added. "'Have you seen this goo?'" "'Have you s..
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Maggie,
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Sybil Ludington,
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