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on Easter) By the way, what do eggs have to do with Jesus Christ?
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pulling on the fat on his chin) That's Chunky Monkey ice cream!!!
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'Achmed' - Why don't you check the women?
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'Achmed' - Why don't you check the black people?
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'Achmed' - Well why don't you check the white people?
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'Achmed' - Well why don't you check the Hispanics, is it because you're Hispanic?
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Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, f***ing Aquaman?
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Dos tequilas for the table por favor, both of them for the lady.
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Barkeep: "And if that doesn't work, here's some Vaseline and tissues on the house!"
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sings) Three dollar tip? ACHMED, KISS MY ASS! You charge more for a Gallon of GAS!
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Woman: Fifty lottery tickets, please.
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