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An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards.
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Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett |
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She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.
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Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett |
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Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?' 26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.' 27 And the Lord did not ask him again.
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heaven
god
humor
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Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett |
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54b5b57
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You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?' 'REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX.
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death
humor
hells-angels
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Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett |
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e84c49b
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If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.
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Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett |
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Heaven has no taste." "Now-" "And not one single sushi restaurant." A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face."
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humor
sushi
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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06f0d7b
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If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.
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humor
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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That Hieronymus Bosch. What a weirdo.
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.
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hell
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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8cf681c
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Of course, he was in favor of Armageddon in general terms. If anyone had asked him why he'd been spending centuries tinkering in the affairs of mankind he'd have said, "Oh, in order to bring about Armageddon and the triumph of Hell." But it was one thing to work to bring it about, and quite another for it to actually happen. Crowley had always known that he would be around when the world ended, because he was immortal and wouldn't have any ..
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.
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life
good-omens
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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20ae591
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Never f*!k with the ineffable.
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religion
humor
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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63e7a60
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Mr. Young hadn't had to quiet a screaming baby for years. H'ed never been much good at it to start with. He'd always respected Sir Winston Churchill, and patting small versions of him on the bottom had always seemed ungracious.
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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c8665f1
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NOTE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE AND AMERICANS: One shilling = Five Pee. It helps to understand the antique finances of the Witchfinder Army if you know the original British monetary system:
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Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett |
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03fd899
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The book was commonly known as the Buggre Alle This Bible. The lengthy compositor's error, if such it may be called, occurs in the book of Ezekiel, chapter 48, verse five. 2. And bye the border of Dan, fromme the east side fo the west side, a portion for Afher. 3. And by the border of Afher, fromme the east side even untoe the west side, a portion for Naphtali. 4. And by the border of Naphtali, from the east side untoe the west side, a port..
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bible
bugger
bugger-all
bugger-all-this-bible
buggre-alle-this-bible
biblical
good-omens
holy
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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5ef3a02
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Oh dear...I've never really liked the Yanks.
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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f37c451
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Crowley's London flat was the epitome of style. It was everything that a flat should be: spacious, white, elegantly furnished, and with that designer unlived in look that only comes from not being lived in.
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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384617a
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Oh, the grand old Duke of York He had Ten Thousand Men
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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Then he lit some incense, which was not necessary but did make the place smell nice.
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |
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Do you know what this is? .. This is a Sainsbury's plant mister
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Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett |