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Candy Is quicker.
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Man is a victim of dopeIn the incurable form of hope.
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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.
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It is the sin of omission, the second kind of sin,That lays eggs under your skin.
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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are naive.
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The giant was hairy, the giant was horrid,He had one eye in the middle of his forehead.
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She took those pills from the pill concocter,And Isabel calmly cured the doctor.
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Smite, Smoot, Is front-page stuff.
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The cow is of the bovine ilk;One end is moo, the other, milk.
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The song of canariesThey're pretty revolting.
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Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
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I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
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How easy for those who do not bulgeTo not overindulge!
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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God in his wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
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The further through life I driftThe more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
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Ogden Nash |
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I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
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Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right
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Purity Is obscurity.
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When called by a panther,Don't anther.
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Passivity can be a provoking modus operandi;Consider the Empire and Gandhi.
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May I join you in the doghouse, Rover?I wish to retire till the party's over.
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Being a fatherBut I like it, rather.
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