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I am a new and reformed Christian follower, I Love God
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I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.
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I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad!
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I keep hearing this [expletive] thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people.
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ee06b31
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Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
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2bab767
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We are not going to continue until we hear the fucking roof rattle.
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I like the word fuck. Fucking deal with it and move on to the first fucking question you have.
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I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the fuck am I?
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We're the Osbournes, and I love it.
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I hate these fucking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!
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6b329dd
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Turn that thing off, its driving me mad!
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International rock star - gravy maker extraordinaire.
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f13eb81
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You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
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6eeeaa4
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All you have to do is say Fuck Off when the vagina doctor calls.
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db6ed45
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Its like Dr. Doolittle in this fucking house here.
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c7105e2
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No we won't -- no we won't break the law Sharon.
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0799d54
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How the fuck you feed a tree?...What...you put a ham sandwich on the tree?
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c0ee135
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hugging Sharon] Merry xmas....now fuck off.
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0f859ec
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I like warming my butt by the fire.
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f39a988
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I've done a lot worse than jump off piers, son. Like throw a television out the window.
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c6d380a
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Nobody tells me fuck all!
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ec3c689
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This will end in tears.
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91ce902
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I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane.
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d751675
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I like the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory.
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d68e7b2
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I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
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7308dd8
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Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.
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51100be
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People say it's hard at the top, but it's even harder at the bottom.
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eaaab77
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God, beam me up!
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