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Welcome Mr. Reich Chancellor.
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You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
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The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
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If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed.
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You can't have been here that long--you haven't got a pot belly.
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Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
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It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.
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Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf.
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What's the matter with these people? Can't they see what's good for them?
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You are a woman, aren't you?
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How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?
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You managed not to get eaten then?
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Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
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You look like you're ready for bed!
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Ah good, there's so many over there you feel they breed them just to put in orphanages.
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Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut.
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Constitutionally I don't exist.
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Is it made with Liffey water?
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Q: "What do you see as the biggest problem in conservation?
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Have you run over anybody?
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