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6ba353a	Sometimes it helps to scold yourself, to give yourself advice.	the-haunted-mask the-haunted-mask-ii	R.L. Stine
4acdcc9	The next day, Greg is so large that he cannot even ride the car to school because he can't fit in the car. His parents believe this to have been caused by a food allergy and resolve to take him to the doctor later.		R.L. Stine
1d3c16b	This was a normal town once, and we were normal people. Most of us worked at the plastics factory on the outskirts of town. Then one day there was an accident... something escaped from the factory, a yellow gas. It floated over the town so fast that we didn't see it, didn't realize... and then it was too late, and Dark Falls wasn't a normal town anymore.	grief murder people death dark-falls factory living-dead plastics townsfolk yellow gas creepy pollution small-town zombie normal poison	R.L. Stine
3cdfe46	You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug"	say-cheese-and-die	R.L. Stine
8eca0d1	The book the snowman was the best book I have ever read it had suspence durring the whole book it was AWSOME!!!		R.L. Stine
885cb09	The kid moved, and Judith dropped her lunch tray on the table and took her seat. "Would you like to swap lunches?" she asked me. "Yours looks so much better than mine." I was holding a mashed-up tunafish sand-wich. "This?" I asked, waving it. Half the tunafish fell out of the soggy bread. "Yum!" Judith exclaimed. "Want my pizza, Sam? Here. Take it." She slid her tray in front of me. "You bring great lunches. I wish my mum packed lunches lik..		R.L. Stine
ae11dde	I'm so tired of being lonely,she thought. In so tired of never going out, of never being with a boy,off never having a boy care about me.		r.l. stine
fc8bf75	He's is a real dummy		R.L. Stine
7188875	Zeke and I struggled to get to the dressing room so we could get changed. But we were mobbed by people who wanted to congratulate us and tell us how talented and terrific we were.	success	R.L. Stine
cb7ddc2	She realized she'd never felt this happy.even at her old school, she had been an outsider, always the lonely girl,the one who stayed at home watching tv on Saturday nights while her friends went to parties and out on dates.	lonely-girl first-date outsider	R.L. Stine
843b63a	Did you know that Halloween started because long ago people believed that one day a year at the end of the fall harvest, the spirits would return to walk the earth? On that day, people wore masks so the spirits wouldn't recognize them.		R.L. Stine
24a7c70	WELCOME. YOU ARE MOST WANTED. Come in. I'm R.L. Stine. Welcome to the Goosebumps office. Glad you made it through the barbed wire fence. Don't worry. Those cuts will stop bleeding in an hour or two. Why do we have a barbed wire fence? To keep the Abominable Snowman from escaping. I'm surprised you didn't see him. He's creeping up right behind you. Hurry. Step inside and shut the door. You don't want to find out why everyone calls him Ab..		R.L. Stine
8af855c	At least I rescued your poor hot dog.	madness grief funny humor disturbing frightening ghoul gives-me-the-willies savior pyrokinesis sleepaway-camp summer-camp wiener wiener-roast goosebumps spooky hot-dog rescue coming-of-age teenage lord fire ghost scary teen lonely laugh nostalgia	R.L. Stine
9115833	breath freezes		R.L. Stine
aabc342	Good dog,' she said, stoking his head. 'Good sweet dog.' That was one of the great things about dogs. They always loved you no matter what was going on.		R.L. Stine
7cbabba	But there is always one last chance--right?		R.L. Stine
4554187	They had me on my back. And then they all swarmed at once. Bony hands pawed at me. The grunts and groans rang in my ears. I screamed as their sharp fingers punctured my chest - and ripped it open. I kept screaming as they lowered their ugly heads and began to feed.		R.L. Stine
ebccf9f	Enjoy.		R.L. Stine
286c6ea	I mean, who could think about sneakers when an invisible building was waiting to be discovered?	goosebumps r-l-stine	R.L. Stine
f451dfd	Dominatio per malum. Power through evil.		R.L. Stine
d362780	The scarecrow walks at midnight," he uttered in a low voice."		R.L. Stine
3d2655a	My name is Abe Marcus. Ned and I are identical twins. We look exactly alike. Even Ma and Pa can't tell us apart. But we don't act alike. I am the serious twin. Maybe it's because I am two minutes older.		R.L. Stine
b886a7e	I became more and more confused. My brain got so fuzzy, I even began to wonder if I'd ever actually been a boy at all. Maybe I'd really been a bee for my entire life, and I'd just dreamed about being a boy.	goosebumps goosebumps-series rl-stine why-i-m-afraid-of-bees r-l-stine	R.L. Stine
4611111	Squatting over it, I pulled it open. My clothes were neatly folded at the top. Robb hadn't stolen anything.		R.L. Stine
67a915f	I gabbed Ivy's arm. "Look. Ivy. Something just moved - by that tombstone." We both stared into the gray light. "Oh, noooo," I moaned. I watched, trembling in horror as someone climbed out of a grave."		R.L. Stine
578915d	There wouldn't be so many stories about vampires and zombies and other weird creatures if they didn't really exist.		R.L. Stine
435f685	I could hear my dad honking his horn impatiently down on the street. "I... uh... used to live in your house," I found myself answering. And then I turned and ran full speed down to the street."	r-l-stine welcome-to-dead-house	R.L. Stine
76624b0	I've been home the whole time. Watching you. What do we do with a troublemaker?		R.L. Stine
c723ae4	All those decaying zombies eating people and tearing out their guts." She laughed. "Cool!"		R.L. Stine
149ed89	Halloween?" Sabrina Mason asked. She moved her fork around in the bright yellow macaroni on her lunch tray but didn't take a bite. Carly Beth Caldwell sighed and shook her head. The overhead light on the lunchroom ceiling made her straight brown hair gleam. "I don't know. A witch, maybe." Sabrina's mouth dropped open. "You? A witch?" "Well, why not?" Carly Beth demanded,"		R.L. Stine
0b81b2f	I can see ghosts.		R.L. Stine
eba9f9e	I know it's ridiculous to drink skim milk when you're pigging out on a chocolate bar, but I figured, why not cut calories where you can?		R.L. Stine
2164dff	I enjoyed		R.L. Stine
41fb3d5	And that's when I heard it. That's when I heard the ghost's harsh whisper. It seemed to be coming from the open closet. "Welcome ..." I heard. "Welcome. Welcome to your DOOM."		R.L. Stine
40fb579	Sneeze on Monday, sneeze for danger. Sneeze on Tuesday, kiss a stranger. Sneeze on Wednesday, sneeze for a letter. Sneeze on Thursday, something better. Sneeze on Friday, sneeze for woe. Sneeze on Saturday, a journey to go.		R.L. Stine (author)

Sometimes it helps to scold yourself, to give yourself advice.

R.L. Stine

4acdcc9

The next day, Greg is so large that he cannot even ride the car to school because he can't fit in the car. His parents believe this to have been caused by a food allergy and resolve to take him to the doctor later.

R.L. Stine

1d3c16b

This was a normal town once, and we were normal people. Most of us worked at the plastics factory on the outskirts of town. Then one day there was an accident... something escaped from the factory, a yellow gas. It floated over the town so fast that we didn't see it, didn't realize... and then it was too late, and Dark Falls wasn't a normal town anymore.

grief murder people death dark-falls factory living-dead plastics townsfolk yellow gas creepy pollution small-town zombie normal poison

R.L. Stine

3cdfe46

You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug"

say-cheese-and-die

R.L. Stine

8eca0d1

The book the snowman was the best book I have ever read it had suspence durring the whole book it was AWSOME!!!

R.L. Stine

885cb09

The kid moved, and Judith dropped her lunch tray on the table and took her seat. "Would you like to swap lunches?" she asked me. "Yours looks so much better than mine." I was holding a mashed-up tunafish sand-wich. "This?" I asked, waving it. Half the tunafish fell out of the soggy bread. "Yum!" Judith exclaimed. "Want my pizza, Sam? Here. Take it." She slid her tray in front of me. "You bring great lunches. I wish my mum packed lunches lik..

R.L. Stine

ae11dde

I'm so tired of being lonely,she thought. In so tired of never going out, of never being with a boy,off never having a boy care about me.

r.l. stine

fc8bf75

He's is a real dummy

R.L. Stine

7188875

Zeke and I struggled to get to the dressing room so we could get changed. But we were mobbed by people who wanted to congratulate us and tell us how talented and terrific we were.

success

R.L. Stine

cb7ddc2

She realized she'd never felt this happy.even at her old school, she had been an outsider, always the lonely girl,the one who stayed at home watching tv on Saturday nights while her friends went to parties and out on dates.

lonely-girl first-date outsider

R.L. Stine

843b63a

Did you know that Halloween started because long ago people believed that one day a year at the end of the fall harvest, the spirits would return to walk the earth? On that day, people wore masks so the spirits wouldn't recognize them.

R.L. Stine

24a7c70

WELCOME. YOU ARE MOST WANTED. Come in. I'm R.L. Stine. Welcome to the Goosebumps office. Glad you made it through the barbed wire fence. Don't worry. Those cuts will stop bleeding in an hour or two. Why do we have a barbed wire fence? To keep the Abominable Snowman from escaping. I'm surprised you didn't see him. He's creeping up right behind you. Hurry. Step inside and shut the door. You don't want to find out why everyone calls him Ab..

R.L. Stine

8af855c

At least I rescued your poor hot dog.

madness grief funny humor disturbing frightening ghoul gives-me-the-willies savior pyrokinesis sleepaway-camp summer-camp wiener wiener-roast goosebumps spooky hot-dog rescue coming-of-age teenage lord fire ghost scary teen lonely laugh nostalgia

R.L. Stine

9115833

breath freezes

R.L. Stine

aabc342

Good dog,' she said, stoking his head. 'Good sweet dog.' That was one of the great things about dogs. They always loved you no matter what was going on.

R.L. Stine

7cbabba

But there is always one last chance--right?

R.L. Stine

4554187

They had me on my back. And then they all swarmed at once. Bony hands pawed at me. The grunts and groans rang in my ears. I screamed as their sharp fingers punctured my chest - and ripped it open. I kept screaming as they lowered their ugly heads and began to feed.

R.L. Stine

ebccf9f

Enjoy.

R.L. Stine

286c6ea

I mean, who could think about sneakers when an invisible building was waiting to be discovered?

goosebumps r-l-stine

R.L. Stine

f451dfd

Dominatio per malum. Power through evil.

R.L. Stine

d362780

The scarecrow walks at midnight," he uttered in a low voice."

R.L. Stine

3d2655a

My name is Abe Marcus. Ned and I are identical twins. We look exactly alike. Even Ma and Pa can't tell us apart. But we don't act alike. I am the serious twin. Maybe it's because I am two minutes older.

R.L. Stine

b886a7e

I became more and more confused. My brain got so fuzzy, I even began to wonder if I'd ever actually been a boy at all. Maybe I'd really been a bee for my entire life, and I'd just dreamed about being a boy.

goosebumps goosebumps-series rl-stine why-i-m-afraid-of-bees r-l-stine

R.L. Stine

4611111

Squatting over it, I pulled it open. My clothes were neatly folded at the top. Robb hadn't stolen anything.

R.L. Stine

67a915f

I gabbed Ivy's arm. "Look. Ivy. Something just moved - by that tombstone." We both stared into the gray light. "Oh, noooo," I moaned. I watched, trembling in horror as someone climbed out of a grave."

R.L. Stine

578915d

There wouldn't be so many stories about vampires and zombies and other weird creatures if they didn't really exist.

R.L. Stine

435f685

I could hear my dad honking his horn impatiently down on the street. "I... uh... used to live in your house," I found myself answering. And then I turned and ran full speed down to the street."

r-l-stine welcome-to-dead-house

R.L. Stine

76624b0

I've been home the whole time. Watching you. What do we do with a troublemaker?

R.L. Stine

c723ae4

All those decaying zombies eating people and tearing out their guts." She laughed. "Cool!"

R.L. Stine

149ed89

Halloween?" Sabrina Mason asked. She moved her fork around in the bright yellow macaroni on her lunch tray but didn't take a bite. Carly Beth Caldwell sighed and shook her head. The overhead light on the lunchroom ceiling made her straight brown hair gleam. "I don't know. A witch, maybe." Sabrina's mouth dropped open. "You? A witch?" "Well, why not?" Carly Beth demanded,"

R.L. Stine

0b81b2f

I can see ghosts.

R.L. Stine

eba9f9e

I know it's ridiculous to drink skim milk when you're pigging out on a chocolate bar, but I figured, why not cut calories where you can?

R.L. Stine

2164dff

I enjoyed

R.L. Stine

41fb3d5

And that's when I heard it. That's when I heard the ghost's harsh whisper. It seemed to be coming from the open closet. "Welcome ..." I heard. "Welcome. Welcome to your DOOM."

R.L. Stine

40fb579

Sneeze on Monday, sneeze for danger. Sneeze on Tuesday, kiss a stranger. Sneeze on Wednesday, sneeze for a letter. Sneeze on Thursday, something better. Sneeze on Friday, sneeze for woe. Sneeze on Saturday, a journey to go.

R.L. Stine (author)