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In America there are two classes of travel -- first class, and with children.
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
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The only cure for a real hangover is death.
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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
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The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
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So who's in a hurry?
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I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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