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Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready."
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Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.
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Robin Williams |
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."
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Robin Williams |
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Cocaine addiction is God's way of saying "You make too damn much money!"
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Robin Williams |
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If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair.
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Robin Williams |
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Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
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Robin Williams |
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Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?
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Robin Williams |
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I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.
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Robin Williams |