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on vegetarianism] I didn't climb to the top of the fuckin' food chain to eat carrots.
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I get that Speedo on, it looks like a rubber band stretched over a head of cauliflower.
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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
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The next time you have a thought...let it go.
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I'm sweating scotch out of every pore in my body.
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My manager will send me anywhere he wants to, 'cause he doesn't have to fuckin' go.
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I was more fucked-up than Courtney Love at the Pamela Anderson roast!
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You ever smoke so much pot your wife starts to make sense? Me neither. (30:20)
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