| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 790b9ca | I just got shot in the ass with an infected load of semen! Who's the smart-ass?" | Sam Kinison | ||
| aec987c | They beat us, they beat us, they made us do their BLOW! | Sam Kinison | ||
| 2f87801 | I was MARRIED for TWO FUCKING YEARS! Hell would be like Club Med! | Sam Kinison | ||
| 6355e2a | How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love? | Sam Kinison |