| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 3cdd5e1 | Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs? | Spike Milligan | ||
| 9e311ab | Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. | Spike Milligan | ||
| 599d34d | Policemen are numbered in case they get lost. | Spike Milligan | ||
| dc3977c | A lot of learning canbe a little thing. | Spike Milligan | ||
| 89286a4 | If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it. | Spike Milligan | ||
| 3d64ebf | On the Ning Nang NongWhen the cows go bong! | Spike Milligan |