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440aed7 Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies. humor gluttony manners Tim Burton
7a51fb0 The Girl With Many Eyes One day in the park I had quite a surprise. I met a girl who had many eyes. She was really quite pretty (and also quite shocking!) and I noticed she had a mouth, so we ended up talking. We talked about flowers, and her poetry classes, and the problems she'd have if she ever wore glasses. It's great to know a girl who has so many eyes, poetry Tim Burton
f1e80df Stain Boy Of all the super heroes, the strangest one by far, doesn't have a special power, or drive a fancy car. next to Superman and batman, I guess he must seem tame. But to me he is quite special, and Stain Boy is his name. He can't fly around tall buildings, or outrun a speeding train, the only talent he seems to have is to leave a nasty stain. Sometimes I know it bothers him, that he can't run or swim or fly, Tim Burton
9d0d4c8 Why would you want to go up there, when people are dying to get down here? puns Tim Burton