| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| db28bb3 | Condoms are for sailors | Tré Cool | ||
| 8364676 | I can count to four and repeat. I'm a drummer. | Tré Cool | ||
| c98b96d | No man can eat 50 eggs! | Tré Cool | ||
| b7ef94f | I don't want you to get the wrong idea. Not all liberals smoke lettuce! | Tré Cool | ||
| 48fa332 | I can suck my own! | Tré Cool | ||
| cd8f8d3 | Get it in ya! Chocolate milk, bitch! | Tré Cool | ||
| 870da9c | You know, I'm just gonna take your microphone, and stick in the microwave, and turn it on.* | Tré Cool | ||
| 82a4a48 | I'm the finger fucker. | Tré Cool |