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Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.
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All hail the mighty glow cloud.
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Your daily shades of the sky forecast:
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Our top story. Last night, our PTA meeting ended in bloodshed.
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Close your eyes. Let my words wash over you. You are safe now. Welcome to Night Vale.
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Sandero could not be reached for comment. Probably. We didn't try.
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We do not have answers. I am not certain we even have questions.
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The School Board says that school shootings can only get in the way of a quality education.
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Silence is golden. Words are vibrations. Thoughts are magic. Welcome to Night Vale.
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There are many things I wish I could remember.
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A life of pain is the pain of life, and you can never escape it.
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Death will be the last action you undertake.
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Stay tuned now for an hour of dead air, with the occasional hiss and crackle.
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Regret nothing, until it is too late. Then, regret everything. Welcome to Night Vale.
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We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people.
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We're all being monitored almost 24/7. So, they'll probably hear you just fine.
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Stay tuned for two commercial-free hours of E sharp.
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Bananas are hardly that slippery. But watch your step anyway.
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You too have survived. Survived everything up to this moment.
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Your existence is not impossible. But it's also not very likely.
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More on this... eventually. Probably.
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Stay tuned next for me saying "Good night, Night Vale. Good night."
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The police remind us that scientists are comedians and that they should stick to comedy.
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Stay tuned next for the sound of some helpless thing being eaten.
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Listeners, stay tuned next for our newest hit program, "Open-Mouthed Chewing".
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