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Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
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Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore.
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Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education.
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Be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet them on the way down.
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A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
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Wilson Mizner |
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Harry Thaw shot the wrong architect.
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Wilson Mizner |
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottom boat.
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Wilson Mizner |
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It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.
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Wilson Mizner |
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The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
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Wilson Mizner |
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Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy.
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Wilson Mizner |
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Tell 'em to count to ten over him and he'll get up.
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Wilson Mizner |
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I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets.
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