| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 1469c09 | "You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him." "So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep." | philosophy tamora-pierce amusing | Tamora Pierce | |
| 215dc3c | May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch | revenge happy humour strife funny humor inspirational amusing malediction anger | Keisha Keenleyside | |
| c9a883e | I've never really liked the Yanks. ... You can't trust people who pick up the ball all the time when they play football. | amusing soccer | Terry Pratchett |