| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 55ea93d | Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me? | ass curmudgeon meatsacks mouthbreathers pronouncements intellectual pompous attitude sheep satire hilarious contempt | John Kennedy Toole | |
| 31b8b9f | Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass. | shakespeare humor braggart bragging parroles ass humility pride | William Shakespeare | |
| cec320c | "Amphora," he murmured against the wide, sweet curve of her lips. His hands slid over the wide, sweet curve of her hips, cupping smoothness cool and solid, timeless and graceful as the swell of ancient pottery, promising abundance. "Like a Grecian vase. God, you've got the most beautiful arse!" "Jug-butt, huh?" | humor love arse butt drums-of-autumn grecian jug diana-gabaldon hips outlander ass lips | Diana Gabaldon |