| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 55ea93d | Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me? | ass attitude contempt curmudgeon hilarious intellectual meatsacks mouthbreathers pompous pronouncements satire sheep | John Kennedy Toole | |
| 31b8b9f | Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass. | ass braggart bragging humility humor parroles pride shakespeare | William Shakespeare | |
| cec320c | "Amphora," he murmured against the wide, sweet curve of her lips. His hands slid over the wide, sweet curve of her hips, cupping smoothness cool and solid, timeless and graceful as the swell of ancient pottery, promising abundance. "Like a Grecian vase. God, you've got the most beautiful arse!" "Jug-butt, huh?" | arse ass butt diana-gabaldon drums-of-autumn grecian hips humor jug lips love outlander | Diana Gabaldon |