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82769d1 "Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] calvin hobbes humor Bill Watterson
eeb845b A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do. calvin calvin-and-hobbes procrastination Bill Watterson
22ebedb I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. calvin calvin-and-hobbes comic comics dreams-calvin-and-hobbes genes genetics hobbes kids Bill Watterson
e2f2ed2 I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin calvin calvin-and-hobbes funny song Bill Watterson