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a6d2dad
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You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.
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bill-watterson
calvin-and-hobbes
hugs
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eeb845b
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A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
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calvin
calvin-and-hobbes
procrastination
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Bill Watterson |
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22ebedb
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I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
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calvin
calvin-and-hobbes
comic
comics
dreams-calvin-and-hobbes
genes
genetics
hobbes
kids
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Bill Watterson |
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ed446ab
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
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calvin-and-hobbes
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Bill Watterson |
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3994d94
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"Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel With every bite for fifty years he was sorry he'd been cruel"
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calvin-and-hobbes
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Bill Watterson |
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e2f2ed2
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I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
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calvin
calvin-and-hobbes
funny
song
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Bill Watterson |