| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 5dce732 | Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese -toasted, mostly | marooned cheese pirates | Robert Louis Stevenson | |
| 77b1d80 | New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure American cheese is cheese. I think it's aged Jell-O. And it doesn't need to be individually wrapped in plastic, either. You're thinking of condoms. | humor cheese food | Bill Maher |