eoin-colfer

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41a9e8e	No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order a la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?	code eoin-colfer eternity fowl	Eoin Colfer
679a65a	"Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction."	atlantis-complex eoin-colfer orion-fowl	Eoin Colfer
5f51a0b	Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only been set one task. A hundred applicants were handed a walnut and asked to smash it however they could. Only two succeeded. Pex had shouted at the walnut for a few minutes, then flattened it between his giant palms. Chips had opted for a more controversial method. He placed the walnut on the table, grabbed is interviewer by the ponytail, and used the man's forehead to smash the nut. Both men were hired on the spot. They quickly established themselves as Arno Blunt's most reliable leiutenants for in-house work. They were not allowed outside Chicago, as this could involve map reading, something Pex and Chips were not very good at.	eoin-colfer	Eoin Colfer
49e0a56	Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.	eoin-colfer friendship holly-short inspirational	Eoin Colfer
a56a6d0	Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?	butler eoin-colfer humor	Eoin Colfer
bf8c60a	"Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled, finally etching a picture in the air. It was a rough picture of Foaly, and he was laughing. I hate you, centaur!" screamed Opal, lunging toward, and then through, the insubstantial image. Her eyes rolled back into her head, and then she collapsed, snoring, on the floor.	eoin-colfer opal-koboi	Eoin Colfer
2109ad9	The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.	eoin-colfer evolution science	Eoin Colfer
f9a7693	"She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.'	captain-short eight eoin-colfer holly-short humor secondary series	Eoin Colfer
a5a99da	Certain battles were won by retreating.	battle battle-of-wills eoin-colfer retreat	Eoin Colfer
cb2c385	They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.	enlightenment eoin-colfer knowledge-is-power	Eoin Colfer
563f8dc	Some people just needed to be stolen from.	conscience eoin-colfer stealing thief	Eoin Colfer
e32fcbd	Pizza, pizza, Fill up your face, The thicker the pastry, The better the base!	eoin-colfer pizzasong	Eoin Colfer

41a9e8e

No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order a la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?

code eoin-colfer eternity fowl

Eoin Colfer

679a65a

"Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction."

atlantis-complex eoin-colfer orion-fowl

Eoin Colfer

5f51a0b

Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only been set one task. A hundred applicants were handed a walnut and asked to smash it however they could. Only two succeeded. Pex had shouted at the walnut for a few minutes, then flattened it between his giant palms. Chips had opted for a more controversial method. He placed the walnut on the table, grabbed is interviewer by the ponytail, and used the man's forehead to smash the nut. Both men were hired on the spot. They quickly established themselves as Arno Blunt's most reliable leiutenants for in-house work. They were not allowed outside Chicago, as this could involve map reading, something Pex and Chips were not very good at.

eoin-colfer

Eoin Colfer

49e0a56

Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

eoin-colfer friendship holly-short inspirational

Eoin Colfer

a56a6d0

Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?

butler eoin-colfer humor

Eoin Colfer

bf8c60a

"Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled, finally etching a picture in the air. It was a rough picture of Foaly, and he was laughing. I hate you, centaur!" screamed Opal, lunging toward, and then through, the insubstantial image. Her eyes rolled back into her head, and then she collapsed, snoring, on the floor.

eoin-colfer opal-koboi

Eoin Colfer

2109ad9

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

eoin-colfer evolution science

Eoin Colfer

f9a7693

"She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.'

captain-short eight eoin-colfer holly-short humor secondary series

Eoin Colfer

a5a99da

Certain battles were won by retreating.

battle battle-of-wills eoin-colfer retreat

Eoin Colfer

cb2c385

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.

enlightenment eoin-colfer knowledge-is-power

Eoin Colfer

563f8dc

Some people just needed to be stolen from.

conscience eoin-colfer stealing thief

Eoin Colfer

e32fcbd

Pizza, pizza, Fill up your face, The thicker the pastry, The better the base!

eoin-colfer pizzasong

Eoin Colfer