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| dee5263 | I'm a librarian in town,' she began. 'You sure about that?' The words popped out before he could stop them. Annabelle raised her eyebrows. 'Fairly. It's my job and so far no one has told me to go away when I show up for work.' he thought, 'I was expecting someone wearing glasses. You know. Because librarians read a lot.' The raised eyebrows turned into a frown. 'You need to get out of the barn more. | funny awkward-encounters shane foot-in-mouth librarians | Susan Mallery | |
| 498772d | O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to go. | pause thoughtlessness foot-in-mouth speaking | Russell Hoban | |
| 56b726c | "Coz," he said. "You really must learn to shut your mouth from time to time. You'll taste less shoe letter." | silence foot-in-mouth | Jim Butcher |