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| 5eea07a | You know why horror-movie characters always get killed? Because they've never seen horror movies. They don't know how it works. Right? But we do. So no one go into the basement alone. No one go screaming off into the woods alone. No one has any sex. | humour funny-book-quotes horror-movies werewolves | Carrie Vaughn |