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964e15b
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"Excellent," said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry --" "They won't," said Harry. "That you're safe --" "That'll just depress them." "-- and you'll see them next summer." "Do I have to?"
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remus-lupin
funny-quotes
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J.K Rowling |
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d264373
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"One does not simply Roland." Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next."
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ghastek
kate-daniels
kate
funny-quotes
mordor
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Ilona Andrews |
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3b175d8
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I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
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love
gatsby
funny-quotes
tom
sarcasm
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F. Scott Fitzgerald |
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f522d34
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Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime. 'Die, bastards.' She sighed. It wasn't their fault that they were bastards who should die.
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romance
funny-quotes
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Kresley Cole |
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722929b
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"Amren," Rhys drawled, "sends her regards. And as for this one ... " I tried not to flinch away from meeting his stare. "She's mine," he said quietly, but viciously enough that Devlon and his warriors nearby heard. "And if any of you lay a hand on her, you lose that hand. And then you lose your head." I tried not to shiver, as Cassian and Mor showed no reaction at all. "And once Feyre is done killing you," Rhys smirked, "then I'll grind your bones to dust."
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funny
a-court-of-thorns-and-roses
rhysand
feyre
funny-quotes
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Sarah J. Maas |
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f9c1b52
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"Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang." I've read Simone Elkeles books. I know how this whole garage as a front thing works."
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funny-quotes
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Tammy Blackwell |
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9111a40
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Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly.
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humor
funny-quotes
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Lauren Willig |
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9e3f4f7
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You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
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humorous-quotations
funny-quotes
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Laurell K. Hamilton |
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639288a
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"Care to explain?" Ari asked. "Didn't you see my signals?" "Yeah. But they didn't make sense. Five into one and it's an intrusion." "It's an illusion! Five of them are an illusion." "That's not the signal for illusion. This is." Ari demonstrated the proper signal. "That's what I did." "No, you didn't. You did a weird twisty thing with your pinky." "I had a scimitar at my throat. I'd like to see you try signaling under those conditions." -Janco and Ari bickering"
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funny
bickering
funny-and-random
funny-quotes
funny-humor
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Maria V. Snyder |
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9b5ab8b
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"Hasn't stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we'd be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I'd still be mad at you, or if we would talk in words or pictures. Maybe in smells. That would be cool." -Janco"
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humor
afterlife-speculation
funny-and-random
funny-but-true
funny-quotes
thought-provoking
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Maria V. Snyder |
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8fec28f
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"Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are present."
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funny
humor
funny-quotes
laugh-out-loud
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Brandon Mull |
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d066025
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Word of advice, sister mine. If you want to keep your papers private, don't write 'Private' on the cover. It set the mater right off. It was all I could do to stop her sniffing around like some great sniffing thing.
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humor
turnip
funny-quotes
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Lauren Willig |
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e625021
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The walking tour guides one through the city's various landmarks, reciting bits of information the listener might find enlightening. I learned, for example, that in the late 1500s my little neighborhood square was a popular spot for burning people alive. Now lined with a row of small shops, the tradition continues, though in a figurative rather than literal sense.
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humor
david-sedaris
satire
funny-quotes
france
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David Sedaris |
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1df0a05
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Ah gospodine! - reci ce sinovica; - naredite vi mirne duse da se i te knjige spale kao i druge, jer dok moj gospodar stric ozdravi od viteske bolesti, ne bi bilo cudo da njega, ako on uscita te knjige, spopadne zelja da se prometne u pastira i krene po sumama i livadama svirajuci i pjevajuci; ili, sto je jos gore, da postane pjesnik, a to je, kako vele, neizljeciva i prijelazna bolest.
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poets
don-quixote-quotes
pjesnici
funny-quotes
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Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra |