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964e15b
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"Excellent," said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry --" "They won't," said Harry. "That you're safe --" "That'll just depress them." "-- and you'll see them next summer." "Do I have to?"
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funny-quotes
remus-lupin
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J.K Rowling |
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d264373
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"One does not simply Roland." Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next."
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funny-quotes
ghastek
kate
kate-daniels
mordor
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Ilona Andrews |
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3b175d8
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I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
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funny-quotes
gatsby
love
sarcasm
tom
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F. Scott Fitzgerald |
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f522d34
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Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime. 'Die, bastards.' She sighed. It wasn't their fault that they were bastards who should die.
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funny-quotes
romance
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Kresley Cole |
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722929b
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"Amren," Rhys drawled, "sends her regards. And as for this one ... " I tried not to flinch away from meeting his stare. "She's mine," he said quietly, but viciously enough that Devlon and his warriors nearby heard. "And if any of you lay a hand on her, you lose that hand. And then you lose your head." I tried not to shiver, as Cassian and Mor showed no reaction at all. "And once Feyre is done killing you," Rhys smirked, "then I'll grind your bones to dust."
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a-court-of-thorns-and-roses
feyre
funny
funny-quotes
rhysand
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Sarah J. Maas |
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f9c1b52
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"Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang." I've read Simone Elkeles books. I know how this whole garage as a front thing works."
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funny-quotes
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Tammy Blackwell |
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9111a40
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Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly.
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funny-quotes
humor
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Lauren Willig |
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9e3f4f7
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You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
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funny-quotes
humorous-quotations
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Laurell K. Hamilton |
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639288a
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"Care to explain?" Ari asked. "Didn't you see my signals?" "Yeah. But they didn't make sense. Five into one and it's an intrusion." "It's an illusion! Five of them are an illusion." "That's not the signal for illusion. This is." Ari demonstrated the proper signal. "That's what I did." "No, you didn't. You did a weird twisty thing with your pinky." "I had a scimitar at my throat. I'd like to see you try signaling under those conditions." -Janco and Ari bickering"
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bickering
funny
funny-and-random
funny-humor
funny-quotes
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Maria V. Snyder |
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9b5ab8b
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"Hasn't stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we'd be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I'd still be mad at you, or if we would talk in words or pictures. Maybe in smells. That would be cool." -Janco"
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afterlife-speculation
funny-and-random
funny-but-true
funny-quotes
humor
thought-provoking
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Maria V. Snyder |
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8fec28f
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"Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are present."
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funny
funny-quotes
humor
laugh-out-loud
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Brandon Mull |
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d066025
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Word of advice, sister mine. If you want to keep your papers private, don't write 'Private' on the cover. It set the mater right off. It was all I could do to stop her sniffing around like some great sniffing thing.
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funny-quotes
humor
turnip
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Lauren Willig |
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e625021
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The walking tour guides one through the city's various landmarks, reciting bits of information the listener might find enlightening. I learned, for example, that in the late 1500s my little neighborhood square was a popular spot for burning people alive. Now lined with a row of small shops, the tradition continues, though in a figurative rather than literal sense.
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david-sedaris
france
funny-quotes
humor
satire
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David Sedaris |
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1df0a05
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Ah gospodine! - reci ce sinovica; - naredite vi mirne duse da se i te knjige spale kao i druge, jer dok moj gospodar stric ozdravi od viteske bolesti, ne bi bilo cudo da njega, ako on uscita te knjige, spopadne zelja da se prometne u pastira i krene po sumama i livadama svirajuci i pjevajuci; ili, sto je jos gore, da postane pjesnik, a to je, kako vele, neizljeciva i prijelazna bolest.
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don-quixote-quotes
funny-quotes
pjesnici
poets
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Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra |