| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| d264373 | "One does not simply Roland." Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next." | ghastek kate-daniels kate funny-quotes mordor | Ilona Andrews | |
| f2e3f52 | "Ghastek, why haven't you married?" I asked. He gave me a thin-lipped smile. "Because if I were to get married, I would want to have a family. To me, marriage means children." "So what's the problem? Shooting blanks?" Desandra asked. Kill me." | ghastek kate-daniels | Ilona Andrews |