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| 7bb652f | "I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease." | conspiracy gum-disease harry-potter humor luna-lovegood ministry-of-magic | J.K. Rowling |