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| b78b5bb | You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!' IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. 'She's a child!' shouted Crumley. IT'S EDUCATIONAL. 'What if she cuts herself?' THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON. | lessons humour death humor discworld hogfather important-lessons swords | Terry Pratchett | |
| 2cb45cb | It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying. | terry-pratchett humor hogfather | Terry Pratchett | |
| dedb9d3 | Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor. | undead puns hogfather | Terry Pratchett |