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"His mind's always on something else. He'd live in a ratty cardigan, and he's always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can never seem to find his wallet or anything in the refrigerator. And just when you think he's not paying any attention to what you're saying or doing, he comes up with exactly the right answer or solution."", [J.D. Robb, Celebrity In Death""People""who expect perfection in a mate miss a lot of fun--and sweetness.", [J.D. Robb, Celebrity In Death]"
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humor-relationships
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J.D. Robb |
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Wow, he must get more ass than a toilet seat!
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humor-relationships
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Kresley Cole |
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"You know what's not sexy?" I pushed his hand away. "Babies. Babies are not sexy." "But I bought condoms," he said. "I even practiced putting one on!" The lost-puppy look on his face made me smile. "I'm proud of you, Boner Man, but that's not enough."
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humor-relationships
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Laurie Halse Anderson |
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29acea6
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"Granana doesn't understand what the big deal is. She didn't cry at Olivia's funeral, and I doubt she even remembers Olivia's name. Granana lost, like, ninety-two million kids in childbirth. All of her brothers died in the war. She survived the Depression by stealing radish bulbs from her neighbors' garden, and fishing the elms for pigeons. Dad likes to remind us of this in a grave voice, as if it explained her jaundiced pitilessness: "Boys. Your grandmother ate pigeons."
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humor-relationships
short-stories
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Karen Russell |
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I need a hug from you to make me feel better about the fact I need a hug from you.
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humor
hugging
romantic-comedy
humor-relationships
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Stephanie Rowe |