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Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
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death-and-dying
humor
humorous
humorous-quotations
internet
television
wisdom
wisdom-in-fiction
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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"Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. "I have to go." "You just got here." "Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress." "You're making that up." "I'm not." "So...what, somebody thinks they're about to die and they text you 'Going down! Need Valkyrie ASAP!' followed by a bunch of sad-face emojis?"
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funny
humor
humorous
humorous-quotations
humorous-quote
humour
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Rick Riordan |
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If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'.
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humorous-quotations
spiders
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J.K. Rowling |
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037f8b1
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Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.
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humorous-quotations
mystery
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Lauren Willig |
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Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
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humor
humorous-quotations
ironic
irony
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Terry Pratchett |
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9e3f4f7
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You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
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funny-quotes
humorous-quotations
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Laurell K. Hamilton |
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9b4b575
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What do you want?
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humorous-quotations
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Christopher Moore |
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70298e9
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I doubt you would recognize an adventure of any sort if it came right up and bit you on the a--- Mother! I was going to say arm.
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humorous-quotations
mothers
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Victoria Alexander |