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4cafd65
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"The rat, huddled in the hollow of her palms, squeaked glumly. Delighted, she hugged him to her chest. "Oh poor baby," she crooned, almost as if he really were a pet. "Poor Simon, it'll be fine, I promise-" "I wouldn't feel too sorry for him," Jace said. "That's probably the closest he's ever gotten to second base." "Shut !" Clary glared at Jace furiously, but she did loosen her grip on the rat."
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innuendo
jace-wayland
simon-lewis
love-triangle
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Cassandra Clare |
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1a2fbcd
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Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when--
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innuendo
will-herondale
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Cassandra Clare |
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1b9ad4a
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Apparently, a woman can only go so long without a sword between her hands.
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celaena-sardothien
innuendo
sword
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Sarah J. Maas |
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2c0e276
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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
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inspirational
naughty
innuendo
self-esteem
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Mae West |
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2b1016e
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I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I'm slot B, and you're tab A.
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sex
regin
innuendo
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Kresley Cole |
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6c77f8c
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"...are you as deft at handling your sword as Captain Westfall?" "Better," he whispered in her ear."
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chaol
dorian
chaol-westfall
celaena-sardothien
innuendo
sword
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Sarah J. Maas |
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35c32ce
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Instead (Harry) contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight.
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innuendo
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J.K. Rowling |
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b6d8d10
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Musical beds is the faculty sport around here.
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innuendo
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Edward Albee |
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dfd5bff
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What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again, Good Kate; I am a gentleman.
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innuendo
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William Shakespeare |
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fabffbd
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Lovely Arra Sails, nectar to all males, how I'd like to spear you like a whaler spears a whale!
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humor
larten-crepsley
mr-crepsley
sexual-innuendo
darren-shan
innuendo
vampire
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Darren Shan |
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463296d
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"From what I know of you already, you have quite a reputation for providing customer satisfaction." Julie's cheeks burned. For Kate's benefit she said, "I try." "Oh, I'm certain you do more than try. You go all out." He paused for several beats. Then, "I've driven past the gallery thousands of times and always admired the works displayed in the windows. But I haven't had a reason to stop." "And now you did?" "Now I did." She drew herself up. "Well, I'm sure Katherine will find the perfect piece for you. She's very knowledgeable." "He came to see you." "That's right, Ms. Rutledge. Not that Ms. Fields isn't perfectly charming and, I'm sure, knowledgeable." He shot Kate a smile over his shoulder, which she returned before he came back around to Julie. "But I'm placing myself in your very capable hands."
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sex
julie
innuendo
kate
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Sandra Brown |
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f70880b
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Leave your incidental Dick.
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lolita
innuendo
wordplay
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Vladimir Nabokov |