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"Headline?" he asked. "'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said. "'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said. "'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said."
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humour
humor
pedophile
pedophilia
john-green
tfios
the-fault-in-our-stars
internet
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John Green |
cc677c8
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"It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-" "You invented the internet?" , Martha said. , George said. "It was my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the internet, not the rats. But that's not the point."
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humor
martha
percy-jackson
hermes
internet
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Rick Riordan |
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Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts... A graphic representation of data abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding...
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cyberspace
internet
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William Gibson |
34d01d4
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A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.
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percy-jackson
internet
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Rick Riordan |
ba1aeb7
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
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kids
humor
time-travel
teenagers
internet
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Eoin Colfer |
f2958c8
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Most neuroses and some psychoses can be traced to the unnecessary and unhealthy habit of daily wallowing in the troubles and sins of five billion strangers.
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friendship
social-networking
news
internet
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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"Hermes gazed up at the stars. "My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the Internet-" "You invented the Internet?" , Martha said. , George said. "It was my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the Internet, not the rats."
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humor
rat
george
martha
percy-jackson
hermes
internet
patience
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Rick Riordan |
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Chance favors the connected mind.
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innovation
insightful
internet
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Steven Johnson |
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Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead.
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humor
stephenson
neal
wwii
internet
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Neal Stephenson |
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"The best way to measure the loss of intellectual sophistication - this "nerdification," to put it bluntly - is in the growing disappearance of sarcasm, as mechanic minds take insults a bit too literally."
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irony
intellectual-sophistication
post-ironic
sophistication
post-modern
post-modernism
nerdery
reddit
wisdom-vs-nerds
nerdiness
nerds
nerd
internet
wit
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Nassim Nicholas Taleb |
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Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
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death-and-dying
television
humorous
humor
wisdom
humorous-quotations
wisdom-in-fiction
internet
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Chuck Palahniuk |
3dea1d9
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Everyone knows that the Internet is changing our lives, mostly because someone in the media has uttered that exact phrase every single day since 1993. However, it certainly appears that the main thing the Internet has accomplished is the normalization of amateur pornography. There is no justification for the amount of naked people on the World Wide Web, many of whom are clearly (clearly!) doing so for non-monetary reasons. Where were these people fifteen years ago? Were there really millions of women in 1986 turning to their husbands and saying, 'You know, I would love to have total strangers masturbate to images of me deep-throating a titanium dildo, but there's simply no medium for that kind of entertainment. I guess we'll just have to sit here and watch again.
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sex
women
porn
internet
technology
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Chuck Klosterman |
4a703be
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I dislike the phrase 'Internet friends,' because it implies that people you know online aren't really your friends, that somehow the friendship is less real or meaningful to you because it happens through Skype or text messages. The measure of a friendship is not its physicality but its significance.
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john-green
internet
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John Green |
fe1206c
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When you beat up someone physically, you get excercise and stress relief; when you assault him verbally on the Internet, you just harm yourself.
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civics
playerhaters
the-internet
anger-management
envy
internet
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Nassim Nicholas Taleb |
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It made me sad when I caught myself pretending that everybody out there in cyberspace cared about what I thought, when really nobody gives a shit. And when I multiplied that sad feeling by all the millions of people in their lonely little rooms, furiously writing and posting to their lonely little pages that nobody has time to read because they're all so busy writing and posting, it kind of broke my heart.
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truth
cyberspace
internet
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Ruth Ozeki |
16a7e10
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What organized dating sites fail to understand is that the people are far more interesting in what they don't say about themselves.
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dating-advice
modern-life
men-and-women
dating
internet
modernity
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Nassim Nicholas Taleb |
8fd61b2
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The internet is where some people go to show their true intelligence; others, their hidden stupidity.
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freedom
stupidity
intelligence
consequence
closet
cyberspace
cyberspace-internet
libel
prejudices
information
social-networking
online
beliefs
slander
extrovert
introvert
propaganda
media
gossip
internet
technology
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Criss Jami |
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With false names, on the right nets, they could be anybody. Old men, middle-aged women, anybody, as long as they were careful about the way they wrote. All that anyone would see were the words, their ideas. Every citizen started equal, on the nets.
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identity
anonymous
trolling
internet
free-speech
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Orson Scott Card |
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As if I feared that the scope of what I could feel and imagine was being quietly limited by the world within a world, the internet. The things outside of the web were becoming further from me, and everything inside it seemed piercingly relevant. The blogs of strangers had to be read daily, and people nearby who had no web presence were becoming almost cartoonlike, as if they were missing a dimension. It was just happening, like time, like geography. The web seemed so inherently endless that it didn't occur to me what wasn't there. My appetite for pictures and videos and news and music was so gigantic now that if something was shrinking, something immesurable, how would I notice? ...Most of life is offline, and I think it always will be; eating and aching and sleeping and loving happen in the body. But it's not impossible to imagine loosing my appetite for those things; they aren't always easy, and they take so much time.
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life
need
internet
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Miranda July |
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"The Internet," [Judy] Singer said, "is a prosthetic device for people who can't socialize without it." For anyone challenged by language and social rules, a communication system that does not operate in real time is a godsend."
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communication
internet
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Andrew Solomon |
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It is a way now, approximately, of being at home. The forum has become one of the most consistent places of her life, like a familiar cafe that exists someone outside geography and beyond time zones. There are perhaps twenty regular posters on F:F:F:, and some muchlarger and uncounted number of lurkers. And right now there are three people in Chat. But there's no way of knowing exactly who until you are in there, and the chat room she finds not so comforting. It's strange even with friends, like sitting in a pitch-dark cellar conversing with people at a distance of about fifteen feet. the hectic speed, and the brevity of the lines in the thread, plus the feeling that everyone is talking at once, at counmter-purposes, deter her.
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forum
online
community
internet
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William Gibson |
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Social capital may turn out to be a prerequisite for, rather than a consequence of, effective computer-mediated communication.
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computers
internet
technology
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Robert D. Putnam |
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Now I existed solely thanks to the quantum paradox, my brain a collection of qubits in quantum superposition, encoding truths and memories, imagination and irrationality in opposing, contradictory states that existed and didn't exist, all at the same time.
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identity
truth
digital-identity
digitalization
network
social-media
meta
internet
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Robin Wasserman |
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Immaterial as water, too vast for any mortal apprehension, the Web's outstanding qualities allow us to confuse the ungraspable with the eternal.
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internet
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Alberto Manguel |
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"I'm just surprised your parents let you go online," Call said. It was such a regular, non-fancy way to waste time. When he imagined her outside the Magisterium, having fun, he imagined her riding a polo pony, although he wasn't exactly sure what that was or how it was different from a regular pony."
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internet
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Cassandra Clare and Holly Black |
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F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not the case in the modern age; now, the exclamation point signifies creative confusion. All it illustrates is that even the writer can't tell if what they're creating is supposed to be meaningful, frivolous, or cruel. It's an attempt to insert humor where none exists, on the off chance that a potential reader will only be pleased if they suspect they're being entertained. Of course, the reader isn't really sure, either. They just want to know when they're supposed to pretend to be amused.
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online-writing
social-networking
internet
twitter
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Chuck Klosterman |
bd60c5a
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Information wants to be free.' So goes the saying. Stewart Brand, the founder of the Whole Earth Catalog, seems to have said it first. I say that information doesn't deserve to be free. Cybernetic totalists love to think of the stuff as if it were alive and had its own ideas and ambitions. But what if information is inanimate? What if it's even less than inanimate, a mere artifact of human thought? What if only humans are real, and information is not? ... Information is alienated experience.
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information
internet
technology
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Jaron Lanier |
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The possibility of injury or death was a strong attraction: as the online world became more and more pre-edited and slicked up, and as even its so-called reality sites raised questions about authenticity in the minds of the viewers, the rough, unpolished physical world was taking on a mystic allure.
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reality
truth
physicality
web
danger
internet
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Margaret Atwood |
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Prior to the age of telegraphy, the information-action ratio was sufficiently close so that most people had a sense of being able to control some of the contingencies in their lives. What people knew about had action-value. In the information world created by telegraphy, this sense of potency was lost, precisely because the whole world became context for news. Everything became everyone's business. For the first time, we were sent information which answered no question we had asked, and which, in any case, did not permit the right of reply.
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communication-theory
la-la-la
internet
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Neil Postman |
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"That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information." "Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system?"
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viagra
internet
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Christopher Moore |
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Our feelings of anxiety are genuine but confused signals that something is amiss, and so need to be listened to and patiently interpreted -- processes which are unlikely to be completed when we have to hand, in the computer, one of the most powerful tools of distraction ever invented. The entire internet is in a sense pornographic, a deliverer of a constant excitement that we have no innate capacity to resist, a seducer that leads us down paths that for the most part do nothing to answer our real needs.
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boredom
internet-addiction
distraction
pornography
internet
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Alain de Botton |
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"I kept remembering something Michael Fertik had said to me at the Village Pub in Woodside. 'The biggest lie,' he said, 'is "The Internet is about you." We like to think of ourselves as people who have choice and taste and personalized content. But the Internet isn't about us. It's about the companies that dominate the data flows of the Internet."
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individuals
internet
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Jon Ronson |
0bfa5af
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Berners-Lee was supremely lucky in the work environment he had settled into, the Swiss particle physics lab CERN. It took him ten years to nurture his slow hunch about a hypertext information platform.
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innovation
ideas
internet
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Steven Johnson |
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[The Internet] affects democracy... As more and more citizens express what they think, and defend it in writing, that will change the way people understand public issues. It is easy to be wrong and misguided in your head. It is harder when the product of your mind can be criticized by others. Of course, it is a rare human who admits that he has been persuaded that he is wrong. But it is even rarer for a human to ignore when he has been proven wrong. The writing of ideas, arguments, and criticism improves democracy.
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writing
open-government
ideas
internet
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Lawrence Lessig |
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"When the earliest Vikings started moving into the northern oceans, there's one story about finding this huge fuckin opening at the top of the world, this deep whirlpool that'd take you down and in, like a black hole, no way to escape. These days you look at the surface Web, all that yakking, all the goods for sale, the spammers and spielers and idle fingers, all in the same desperate scramble they like to call an economy. Meantime, down here, sooner or later someplace deep, there has to be a horizon between coded and codeless. An abyss." "That's what you're looking for?" "Some of us are." Avatars do not do wistful, but Maxine catches something. "Others are trying to avoid it. Depends what you're into."
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internet
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Thomas Pynchon |
9ca4e11
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I have been taunted on various platforms recently for becoming a neo-conservative, and have been the object of some fascinating web-site and blog stuff, from the isolationist Right as well as from the peaceniks, who both argue in a semi-literate way that neo-conservativism is Trotskyism and 'permanent revolution' reborn. Sometimes, you have to comb an overt anti-Semitism out of this propaganda before you can even read it straight. And I can guarantee you that none of these characters has any idea at all of what the theory of 'permanent revolution' originally meant.
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politics
blogosphere
isolationism
peace-movement
permanent-revolution
right-wing-politics
trotskyism
us-non-interventionism
war-on-terror
iraq-war
neoconservatism
propaganda
internet
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Christopher Hitchens |
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Now, see, that's why everybody wants Internet friends. You can find people just exactly like you. Screw your neighbors and your family, too messy.' Dovey's phone buzzed, and she laughed, ignoring it. 'The trouble is, once you filter out everybody that doesn't agree with you, all that's left is maybe this one retired surfer guy living in Idaho.
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friends
human-connection
social-media
online
internet
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Barbara Kingsolver |
667e6f1
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It is good netiquette to use domains that do not allow spam, hate, or violence. NetworkEtiquette.net
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surfing-the-internet
web
internet-manners
rules-of-netiquette
netiquette
netiquette-rules
rules-for-netiquette
online
etiquette
internet
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David Chiles |
a70f64a
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In their phones were antennas, and these antennas sniffed out an invisible world, as if by magic, a world that was all around them, and also nowhere, transporting them to places distant and near, and to places that had never been and would never be.
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connectivity
mobile-phones
phones
internet
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Mohsin Hamid |
1c1dec3
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It's good netiquette to empathize with others online. It builds strong internet relationships. NetworkEtiquette.net
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engage
web
internet-manners
netiquette
netiquette-rules
rules-for-netiquette
social-media
online
internet
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David Chiles |
82ad0bf
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Being comfortable with online contact is a central part of netiquette. Stay in your zone. NetworkEtiquette.net
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rules-of-netiquette
netiquette
netiquette-rules
rules-for-netiquette
social
social-networking
social-media
social-network
etiquette
internet
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David Chiles |
cff3ccd
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Solution - A method of fixing a problem or situation. Solution is a positive Netiquette Word. NetworkEtiquette.net
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words
good
positive-words
digital
netiquette-rule
internet-etiquette
netiquette
netiquette-rules
fix
online
solution
word
nice
internet
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David Chiles |
7dd4040
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Use Discretion: It is proper netiquette to use discretion, best behavior, in all online activity. NetworkEtiquette.net
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online-education
tweet
tweeting
micro-blog
web
internet-manners
internet-etiquette
mobile
netiquette
social-media
online
manners
social-network
internet
twitter
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David Chiles |
b482ddf
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It's good netiquette to look for every opportunity to compliment others online. NetworkEtiquette.net
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digital
facebook
netiquette-rules
rules-for-netiquette
social-networking
social-media
online
manners
social-network
etiquette
internet
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David Chiles |
c4dcaaf
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The Internet is complicated. Netiquette is simple. Be nice. NetworkEtiquette.net
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etiquette-and-attitude
net-etiquette
online
manners
nice
internet
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David Chiles |
096240a
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The internet changed the world with data. Netiquette is making it a better place with information. NetworkEtiquette.net
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send
internet-manners
rules-of-netiquette
digital-etiquette
internet-etiquette
netiquette
netiquette-rules
rules-for-netiquette
information
share
news
internet
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David Chiles |
9360992
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It's good netiquette to be yourself online. That is who people like.
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digital-manners
internet-manners
rules-of-netiquette
digital-etiquette
netiquette
netiquette-rules
online-etiquette
rules-for-netiquette
etiquette
internet
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David Chiles |
c7d7366
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It is proper netiquette to refrain from using all capital letters in internet correspondence. NetworkEtiquette.net
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email
facebook
linkedin
micro-blog
internet-manners
network-etiquette
digital-etiquette
internet-etiquette
netiquette
social-media
manners
etiquette
internet
twitter
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David Chiles |
c4694b3
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Effective internet communication is contact that is acted upon in a good manner, Netiquette. NetworkEtiquette.net
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net
web
website
rules-of-netiquette
mobile
netiquette
rules-for-netiquette
social-media
online
manners
etiquette
internet
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David Chiles |
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"Sensing my delight at seeing his laptop, Tom asked me, "William, have you ever seen the Internet?" "No." In a quiet conference room, Tom sat me down at his computer and explained the track pad, how the motion of my fingers guided the arrow on the screen. "This is Google," he said. "You can find answers to anything. What do you want to search for?" "Windmill." In one second, he'd pulled up five million page results-pictures and models of windmills I'd never even imagined."
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power-of-the-internet
tom-rielly
underdeveloped-countries
internet
technology
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William Kamkwamba |
777cf08
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The dangerous charm of GPC was that everything in the world could be called up; if you didn't look out, a couple of sessions might turn you from a serious enquirer into a mere gape-mouthed browser.
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information-age
world-wide-web
prescient
internet
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Julian Barnes |
7999b31
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"Life will be happier for the on-line individual because the people with whom one interacts most strongly will be selected more by commonality of interests and goals than by accidents of proximity." J. C. R. Licklider and Robert Taylor, "The Computer as a Communication Device," Science and Technology , Apr. 1968."
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internet
psychology
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Walter Isaacson |
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"Connecting to the outernet was less of a shock this time, as the monitor gave him a sense of distance from it, but it was still annoying. How did these people live with such a system, stalked by advertisements and "free" offers and icons that would take you to another site, unasked-for, the moment you gave them your attention? It was like wending your way through an obstacle course. Perhaps after a while you just learned to tune it all out... or perhaps you could buy programs that did it for you. He would have to design himself one of those before he did any more real work on the outernet, though he suspected that the consumer programs which were stalking him were capable of adapting to anything he could turn out quickly. Advertising: the ultimate predator. He longed for the simplicity of the Gueran network, which simply did what it was supposed to and no more. When had these people lost touch with the fact that the purpose of a network was to facilitate communication, not impede it?"
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marketing
cyberpunk
communication
internet
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C.S. Friedman |
7d2c708
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Man darf sich vom medienwirksamen Larm der Informationsindustrie nicht beirren lassen: Die Wirklichkeit der Wirklichkeit wird nicht im Cyber-Cafe gefunden oder in den Suchmaschinen definiert. Sie hat ihr Momentum weiterhin in den relativ langsamen Transportsysteme, die die raumlich Welt erschliessen, auf den Strassen, den Schienen und vor allem den maritimen Routen. Auf denen sich die glucksuche-getriebenen Aktivitaten der unternehmerischen Menschen bewegen.
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wirlichkeit
internet
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Peter Sloterdijk |