| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 26111b7 | "My sex life is okay." "Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner." | joe-morelli stephanie-plum | Janet Evanovich | |
| d6e757c | "You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli" | morelli joe-morelli stephanie-plum | Janet Evanovich | |
| d1d4bfe | I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce. | joe-morelli | Janet Evanovich |