| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 286464a | "Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee" Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to take long walks?" Seamus: "Yes" Cara: "Do you like sex?" Seamus: "Yeees" Cara: "Then take a f***ing hike and leave me the hell alone." | sex kiss-off pick-up-line | Erin McCarthy |