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| 7c60b4c | "Snake people do not drink milk," Kekrops said. "We are lactose intolerant reptiles." "Me too!" Frank said. "I mean . . . lactose intolerant. Not a reptile. Though I can be a reptile sometimes-" | lactose-intolerant percy-jackson | Rick Riordan | |
| ee61e6f | The whole crew sat on the deck, without a storm or a monster attack to worry about for the first time in days, and ate ice cream. Well, except for Frank, who was lactose intolerant. He got an apple. | lactose-intolerant percy-jackson | Rick Riordan |