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| 3854059 | "I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?" "You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't." "There goes my Saturday." | funny humor lambada mark-of-cain city-of-lost-souls the-mortal-instruments magnus-bane simon-lewis | Cassandra Clare |